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Mr Pimp har tack vare finanskrisen fått in en hel del intressanta personer i stallet som erbjuder en rad olika tjänster som man normalt sett inte hittar i Mr. Pimps utbud av sällskapstjänster.

Några av dessa är:

I will tell you I love youFor $5 I will send you an email every day for a week telling you I love you. I will send it at random times during the week so it will be more of a pleasant surprise when you recieve it. For an $2 extra I will elaborate an how it makes me feel to love you, using a minumim of 2 sentences to expresss my thoughts.
Kiss Bunny

mailto:Bunnykissbunny@gmail.com

My good vibesFor the handsome sum of £20, i will direct my positive aura in your general direction for approx 10 mins a day for a week, should be enough for you to get laid or maybe find a mars bar on the street
Elmo

mailto:Elmomatt_the_daddy@ntlworld.com

Disposable BoyfriendI will perform any tasks apart from DIY or watching soaps. Once finished you can say goodbye forever. Dinners, drinks, conversations or fairly decent sex, all without any commitment or ties. If it makes you feel better you can pay me in cash, otherwise free drinks or a few fat spliffs will suffice. You know it makes sense, and I promise not to talk about cars or try to watch the football over your shoulder while you drone on about your friends/job/family etc.

Ben

openedonce@hotmail.com

Vi söker nu fler entreprenörer som är intresserade av att erbjuda denna typ av tjänster. Ta gärna kontakt med personerna ovan för att höra deras framgångshistoria sedan de anslöt sig till Mr Pimp.

Är ni också sugna så kan ni ta kontakt med oss på Mr. Pimp Inc. för mer information.

/Ivana humpalot