Summer school is way cool.

I just have to tell you about this amazing thing I did this summer.
It’ s kind of like summer school but way cooler. You won’t believe it but it’s the goods honest truth. Now hear this: I was at the Jedi academy for a crash course in light saber fighting and mind tricks. Now If you don’t trust me I have pictures to prove it with so step of bitch and stop hating or be prepared to be decapitated.

Although Yoda was not there in person (he was at a conference) his spirit was strong, it actually made the hair on my arms raise. We had tha most unlikely Jedi master ever as our instructor but he is truly a master in discuise. Check him out in this clip from the Schools promo video that he but on youtube.com. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmnXWYYC24c

It was crazy expensive though, ten grand for two days, but man it was it worth it. This way I’ll have a legit reason to take time of work whenever the dark side rises again. I mean someone have to stand up for what’s right, and as I have be trained and have super awesome Jedi powers I’ll do more good cleaning up the street from Siths (those in the hands of the darkside for all you that don’t know it) than sitting around the office all day.

May the force be with you.